Thursday, July 26

16 things it took me over 50+ years to learn

By: Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. (This one is very important.)

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes; and it’s up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Saturday, July 14

Few random things to keep you busy

Beer Launcher!

Balance and a steady mouse hand are needed:


Over 12 million hours of video! won't get bored

Running From Camera

This is so stupidly funny that you should check it out ! "The rules are simple: I set the self-timer on two seconds, push the button and try to get as far from the camera as i can" This is so easy that you can try it at home yourself, just make sure no-ones looking!


Recycle!...cos everyone seems to be going on about it


ok, this seems really lame at first but it really is better than it sounds. "the FREE and UNIQUE website where YOU write the next page or verse of stories and poems started by famous people and site members from around the world".
Its kinda like how when you was in little school where each person would write one word each, making sentences and hence a little story, instead of paying attention to the teacher. so, yeh, if that was you back when you had the attention span of a gnat then this type of thing may not appeal to you anymore.